FUCK YOU

PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND COLORFUL WORDS IN THE 
ENGLISH LANGUAGE TODAY IS THE WORK "FUCK". IT IS THE ONE WORD, 
WHICH JUST BY THE WAY IT SOUNDS CAN DESCRIBE PAIN, PLEASURE, LOVE 
AND HATE. IN LANGUAGE, FUCK FALLS INTO MANY GRAMMATICAL 
CATEGORIES. IT CAN BE USED AS A VERB, BOTHE TRANSITIVE (JOHN 
FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE (MARY WAS FUCKED BY JOHN). IT CAN BE 
AN ACTIVE VERB (JOHN FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE PASSIVE VERB 
(MARY IS FUCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN), AND AS A NOUN (MARY IS A 
TERRIFIC FUCK). IT CAN ALSO BE USED AS AN ADJECTIVE (MARY IS 
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL). AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE VERY FEW WORDS WITH 
THE VERSATILITY OF THE WORD "FUCK". BESIDES ITS SEXUAL 
CONNOTATIONS, THIS INCREDIBLE WORD CAN BE USED TO DESCRIBE MANY 
SITUATIONS:

    GREETINGS....................."HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
    FRAUD........................."I GOT FUCKED BY THE CAR DEALER"
    DISMAY........................"OH FUCK IT!"
    TROUBLE......................."WELL, I GUESS I'M FUCKED NOW"
    AGGRESSION...................."FUCK YOU!"
    DISGUST......................."FUCK ME!"
    CONFUSION....................."WHAT THE FUCK-------?"
    DIFFICULTY...................."I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING
                                   BUSINESS"
    DESPAIR......................."FUCKED AGAIN"
    INCOMPETENCE.................."HE FUCKS UP EVERYTHING"
    DISPLEASURE..................."WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
    LOST.........................."WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"
    DISBELIEF....................."UNFUCKINGBEGLIEVABLE!!!"
    RETALIATION..................."UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

    IT CAN BE USED IN AN ANATOMICAL DESCRIPTION--"HE'S A
    FUCKING ASSHOLE."
    IT CAN BE USED TO TELL TIME--"IT'S FIVE FUCKING THIRTY."
    IT CAN BE USED IN BUSINESS--"HOW DID WIND UP WITH THIS
    FUCKING JOB?"
    IT CAN BE MATERNAL--"MOTHERFUCKER."
    IT CAN BE POLITICAL--"FUCK BUSH"

AND NEVER FORGET GENERAL CUSTER'S LAST WORDS: "WHERE DID ALL THESE 
FUCKING INDIANS COME FROM?" ALSO, THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF THE 
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" AND LAST BUT NOT 
LEAST, THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, WHO SAID 
"WHERE IS ALL THIS FUCKING WATER COMING FROM?" THE MIND FAIRLY 
BOGGLES A THE MANY CREATIVE USES OF THE WORD. HOW CAN ANYONE BE 
OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAY FUCK? USE IT FREQUENTLY IN YOUR DAILY 
SPEECH: IT WILL ADD TO YOUR PRESTIGE. TODAY.......SAY TO 
SOMEONE............

                         FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!